There's a woman that celebrated her 1002nd birthday recently and she only wanted one thing, Steve.

I saw this. She wanted a stripper. Now, that said, did you see the stripper that showed up?

I did. Okay. Look, I don't know if she requested specifically, to be nice, I'll say a dad bond.

But I'm looking at this picture like, okay, did you save money on this dude?

Did you just pull him off the street and say, like, we'll throw a couple bells, man.

Just going to get naked for a meme all here.

I mean, I was looking at him like, wow.

She can't see very good anyway.

Yeah, well, pass this for a stripper in England would not do so well here. But you know, sometimes when you get to that age, you just need to find that life again.

You need to find that verb.

You want to get back out on the market again.

But don't worry, I've got tips for you.

The men's from top ten.

The men's from top ten.

Ten or more things no one tells older men about dating again.

Well, good for you for getting back out there at your age. I'm guessing you saw some old fart walking around with a fine looking feline on

their arm and you said, well, hell. If Walter can do it, then by God, so can I. Couple things to remember before you get down to business.

Do some stretches.

You don't want to pull something.

At your age, it could mean life or death.

Also, make sure you grease the weasel.

Pro tip.

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