New research has found that narcissists actually prefer being the subject of trash talk and negative gossip than to be ignored entirely.

Of course.

Sure.

They're narcissists.

And they were also looking like the numbers, one in seven people, also kind of have that same characteristic where we just want to be a part of the conversation, really, as opposed to being another fly on the wall.

Right. Narcissists, too. It's like, mm-hmm. I know you couldn't keep my name out your mouth.

We're not saying anything good.

Right.

But it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter.

I'm in your brain.

But you're still talking about me.

So that actually got me thinking.

But you're still talking about me, aren't you? Originally, I tried to find things that we all hate about people, but then I actually got an even better list of the things that actually get her bad rap.

The men's room top ten.

Ten things that people feel are hated on way more than they should be.

How about the English muffin versus the crumpet?

Aren't they the same?

No, you simple-minded twit, they are not.

For one, crumpets are made with milk and magic.

The English muffin is breadier, more like leaven,

and if you try and eat one dry,

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