10 Things Single People Enjoy
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 28 May 2026
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Somebody on social media asked what is a single person luxury that people in relationships |
| 0:04.0 | completely miss out on. And good news for y'all, I got the answers. |
| 0:07.0 | The men's room top 10. The minors of top 10. |
| 0:12.0 | So this here is actually the Reddit thread of all those answers of what is a single person luxury |
| 0:20.0 | that people in relationships completely miss out on. |
| 0:23.5 | Speaking to the two single men in the room here, is there anything here that you guys |
| 0:26.8 | actually sit back and relax and think, you know what, because I'm not in a relationship, |
| 0:30.4 | I don't have to deal with this. |
| 0:31.8 | Silence. |
| 0:33.1 | That might be on the list somewhere. |
| 0:34.9 | 25 minutes I'm not having to talk about throughout the day what we could potentially have for dinner. |
| 0:41.8 | Okay. |
| 0:43.2 | It's when I get home. |
| 0:44.9 | It seems like, you know, it could be in the morning, breakfast time. |
| 0:47.7 | And I realize you've got to take stuff out of the freezer and do those things. |
| 0:50.3 | But I just do it and eat whatever I want whenever I want. |
| 0:53.9 | There you go. So, like, I don't feel like barbecue tonight I do I do and I'm gonna eat it but like I said there's there's this weird thing when you're in a couple when you're and look my wife and I have gotten past this because we don't always like the same thing but like why is it so important look I don't mind sitting down and eating at the same time why do we have have to eat the same thing? Well, because that's what one of us is making. The flip side is, we go to a restaurant. We're going to order. I don't get the cheeseburger. I was going to get the cheeseburger. Well, you can. Cool. Why do we have to order something different at a restaurant but eat the same thing at home? Just eat the food the food you want to eat. I think eating should be fun. Mine does that too. I was going to get the cheeseburger. You can. Cool. It doesn't say one order per table, man. They will let you do this. Why do you care so much? Because you were supposed to get something else that interested her so that she could try it. I know this. |
| 1:44.5 | And I'm like, then you should order that. That's right. Well, I want to try the cheeseburger, too. Then order both. I've said that. Just order both. I've said that. Put them both on the doggone table. I don't care. What is this single person luxury that people in relationships completely? Oh, pull this move next time, so it should be like, |
| 2:01.6 | I'll take, I don't know, the Cobb salad. |
| 2:04.1 | And get her a cheeseburger. What is this single person luxury that people in relationships completely miss out of? Pull this move next time, so it should be like, um, I'll take, I don't know, the Cobb salad, |
| 2:04.0 | and get her a cheeseburger. |
| 2:05.2 | And a cheeseburger. And two cheeseburgers. Yeah, one for me. And plus, when you take a shower, you don't have to turn the entire bathroom into a sauna. Or I made a steam room. like I would like to |
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