10 Things Polite People DON'T Do At Thanksgiving
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 26 November 2024
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Speaking of which can escape the fact that it is indeed the Thanksgiving holiday week. |
| 0:03.5 | And as much as we inform the hosts and the cooks of the do's and don'ts of the upcoming holiday, |
| 0:07.5 | I think we should do a little bit more to inform their incoming guests. |
| 0:11.3 | The men's room top ten. |
| 0:14.0 | The men's room top ten! |
| 0:16.9 | Ten things polite people don't do at Thanksgiving. |
| 0:23.1 | Well, I guess polite people aren't me, |
| 0:29.6 | because polite people probably don't sneak glances at cousin Jimmy's busty wife's bust. |
| 0:35.9 | Polite people probably don't stand too close to the hostess as she's bending over, |
| 0:40.0 | taking her hot rolls out of the oven. |
| 0:48.4 | Polite people probably don't ask if they can show you how you make your extra special gravy. |
| 0:57.3 | And polite people probably don't ask your college-aged daughter where she would like to put the wishbone. |
| 0:59.2 | Happy Thanksgiving. |
| 1:00.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:01.6 | Thank you, VD. |
| 1:04.6 | You guys ever had that guy at Thanksgiving? |
| 1:07.2 | I don't know who it would be. |
| 1:09.6 | Like, everybody's got an uncle or an... It's always the uncle. |
| 1:10.5 | It's never your dad. It's the uncle. but he's probably somebody's uncle to say inappropriate things |
| 1:16.3 | say inappropriate things unfortunately it was my dad oh yeah so these are yeah every year he's |
| 1:23.6 | something just like oh wait right can we not yeah that has to be said now |
| 1:28.8 | thank you |
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