10 Things Only Old People Hate
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 21 September 2023
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | As we get older we tend to find that the the way that things are changing are not quite too |
| 0:04.5 | our liking and and me we may not be quite there just yet but there are things that that we enjoy |
| 0:10.0 | that the old folks just can't seem to get up in line with so we actually have a full list here. |
| 0:13.8 | 10 things that only old people seem to hate and no one else cares about coffee hell no I don't |
| 0:30.0 | hate coffee I want to know why I can't just get a large coffee with room for cream why the hell do I |
| 0:38.5 | have to speak another language or decipher whatever clever name you came up with the size of the |
| 0:45.1 | damn cup you and your damn cortados and your venti scam whip with two pumps I'll give you two pumps |
| 0:55.7 | now get the hell away from me I'll be over here on my front porch with a steaming cup and a cigarette |
| 1:03.7 | now get off my lawn all right let's think I'm gonna start by some time soon and that was that was on |
| 1:12.8 | the list it was more of just kind of the artisan coffees that are coming out there that it's not |
| 1:16.0 | just a black coffee or you need some cream they'll send it onto it can I just get a drip exactly I |
| 1:21.6 | I have looked I've been looked at weird when I've asked for a drip coffee they're waiting for you |
| 1:25.3 | to expand right do we have that you do you do you do I had the opposite experience couple we |
| 1:30.9 | go like I when I started drinking coffee it just started drinking Americana yeah yeah so I went to |
| 1:36.0 | this the Starbucks like in a grocery store and I was like in the guys like oh we don't have a |
| 1:39.7 | espresso right now I was like oh no worries I'll get a latte then I'm like wait a minute that's |
| 1:44.6 | still I were like three things and it's all finally and he's like don't it and I'm just like all |
| 1:49.6 | right my bad do you do you have just black coffee can I get coffee on ice with a little cream and he's |
| 1:54.2 | yes yeah man like I looked like the idiot like first time it looks like somebody who needed coffee |
| 1:59.1 | well probably we actually did get some corrections on the text there it's not a beluga whale |
| 2:04.8 | gents it's a beluga sturgeon so that would make a lot more sense there as well as a beluga coffee |
| 2:09.6 | glad we didn't thank you for clearing that up my apologies so these are things that only old people |
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