Once again, it is Thanksgiving week and we turn our attention to the hosts of the upcoming holiday and what you may want to avoid if you've got people coming over.

The Minter of Top Ten. Ten things you should never do before company arrives.

Sure, like most people, you might want to take the edge off before the guests show up.

That fresh stank of bedroom gymnastics is potent and pungent, and applying a scented candle or

spray will only give you away. And by all means, try not to ship a fresh bounty down the brown canal.

If you're anything like our very own Mike Hawk,

the evidence of that crime scene remains for far longer than you'd expect.

So think before you stink.

Now who's ready for some stuffing?

How by you second cousin twice removed Bethany?

You know what?

When nature calls, I will answer.

Oh, we know.

Oh, yes.

I did it once in a hotel room.

It's like hours before the wedding.

Everybody's hanging out.

I have my own separate room.

Somebody had a little, the gongia on me.

And I was like, yeah, come on up, whatever.

Didn't really give it two thoughts.

People walk in and they're like, we could smell it.

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