As well as establish Jettelman, then in our society men, we all do a handful of things that quite frankly just go unsaid.

We all do them, but we just never actually talk about them. So let's talk about them.

Come into Top 10, come into Top 10!

10. Hilarious things all men do, but never say out loud.

Like, hang attention to the places where hair decides to sprout up.

Take your eyebrows. God forbid he ended up looking like a maniacal 93-year-old Wilford

Bremley with four-inch long creepers. One more thing. The ears.

There are a few things grosser than seeing a rotted dendron bush sprouting out the side of your head

with some gnarly brown mustard colored wax hanging off. I'm no prize, but even I wouldn't do me.

These are the things that all men do, but never say out loud. Last on the list is passing another man

on the street and thinking, I could take him. Oh sure, I like your size up everyone.

You're not looking to fight until I do it with my ass. Why do you look like that guy looks like

while you're being... Yeah, giant people just like, oh jeez. Don't make him mad.

I mean, I do it with like crazy people on the street. I don't know if I size up the average dude.

Okay. Start doing it. It's fun. It's just a mental thing. Yeah, I think I could take him.

Now, look at the way he's swinging. He's confident. He's confident for a reason.

He looks too happy. I can wet the smile on his face.

Taking off your shirt when going to the toilet.

I do it all the time. Do it all the time. Are you still rocking the shirtless poop Ted?

Sure. Good man. The shirtless poop. No, not at work. Okay.

I mean, I try not to poop too much at work. Oh, that's fair.

Well, I'm over a morning guys. That's all part of the routine.

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