A new survey found that 71% of Americans are guilty of procrastinating.

Well, yeah.

And I didn't participate in the study.

I'm about to say 29% are lying.

Everybody doggone procrastinates.

But the question is, is that what are you doing instead of what you're supposed to be doing and that's where the meat's at.

The Mint's from Top 10.

The Mint's from Top 10.

Procrastination. The Ninja Top 10!

Procrastination. 10 things Americans would rather do.

Then their to-do list.

How I did it yesterday. I managed to do laundry, fold laundry, take Henry out

for many walks. Took out garbage and recycling, cleaned the bathroom, but decided I couldn't be bothered with

steaming the floors.

So we sat on the balcony while one of us drank whiskey and the other watched pretty women walk up and down the street.

Just kidding, we both did all that.

His dog drinks whiskey?

He does now, yeah.

Ah, it's impressive.

It's a classy, classy dog.

Yeah.

I mean, a name like Henry.

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