Welcome to the Bad Broadcast. I'm your host, Maddie Murphy.

Hello, all of my beautiful friends. How is everybody doing? Welcome back to a new episode of the Bad Broadcast.

I'm kind of late recording this. I normally try and record on like a Wednesday or Thursday and then the episode will come out on a Monday, but it's Saturday. It's August 1st right now.

Anyways, I don't know why why that information would be interesting to any of you, but yeah, I just thought I'd let you know Saturday at 11.15 am.

Okay, so great week this week. We hit 10k on my Instagram, which is really cool. I say we because like you guys did did that for me, which I appreciate so much. I've got the swipe up. I don't know how I'm going to use it, but I will be using it eventually.

I actually did get, well, whoops, I'm messing with my computer. I did get an email about a brand partnership, a brand partnership.

She's really, she feels really stupid and weird to say, but it did happen. And I, but I don't know, I felt weird taking it because it wasn't something I've ever, it's actually something I hate. It was for a company that does like a menstrual cup, which I hate. I never use them.

It's the one time I tried to use them. I was like in so much pain. So it felt just did not feel right for me to advertise that to you guys. I also am like, I don't think I want my Instagram to be. I would like ads for the podcast because that's obviously how podcasts work.

But my Instagram, I don't know. I mean, don't don't like take my word on this, but I would like to not do a ton of ads or ads that I don't like. I don't know. I don't really know. I don't really know what's going on. I'm acting like I have like the option to do that.

Nobody's paying me to do anything. So speaking of ads, I of course want to shout out one of my followers, small businesses that they own. And this week, we are talking about Jenna Rumsy. So she owns Rumsy floral. And that is their Instagram handle, Rumsy floral, RUMS, EY, F-L-O-R-A-L.

I don't know why I struggled so much saying or spelling floral right there. Anyways, she does beautiful floral arrangements and she will give you 30% off any bridal flowers if you book by the end of the year. If you mention my name or my ad.

So again, that's Rumsy floral and they you can reach him at rumsy floral at gmail.com or you can DM them. So yeah, if you haven't been here, if this is your first episode, I like to shout out my followers, small businesses that they own.

Just to what's that word I'm looking for, reciprocate the support. So yeah, anyways, I also like I don't know why I haven't been doing this, but I've been keeping a note on my phone of like things I would need to tell you guys throughout the week. And then I can tell you them here. And so let's go down the list of things I've been needing to tell you guys.

Okay, I watched the parent trap this week. Let's talk about the parent trap. One of the best movies of all time don't fight me on it. I love this movie so much. It didn't give me really unrealistic expectations. Wow, my brain just slowed down a little bit.

Give me really unrealistic expectations about a few things. Let me tell you what they're poker. I thought playing poker would be so easy because they just waltz in there. She gets a royal flush and she makes a bunch of money. That's what I thought playing poker was like turns out, it's not what playing poker is like I have tried and also failed.

Cutting my own hair. That didn't turn out well when how he has to cut Annie's hair. I think yeah, how he has to cut Annie's hair. And it looks amazing. Yep, tried that didn't work.

Tried to pierce my own ears. I actually tried to pierce my own belly button when I was in high school. And for some reason me and my best friend who did it, we thought like the thicker of the needle, the more successful it would be.

Turns out the thicker needles are like knitting needles and they have like no sharp edge. So we were just shoving a dull stick into our stomachs as hard as we could. But I really thought it would be easier. Also, I'll tell you what the I'll tell you the number one thing this movie taught me that was unrealistic.

Do you guys realize that Meredith Blake is 26 years old in that movie? I don't know how old the actress is, but her character is 26 years old. I am 26. I'm almost 27. She was an established publicist who nobody knows what a publicist is.

But she's also dating a 40 year old rich vineyard owner and is about to acquire a 12 year old stepdaughter.

Which if I had those responsibilities, I can't even I couldn't even acquire like a pet fish right now. I don't even remember I don't even know how to put washer fluid in my car.

My windshield's been dirty for like three and a half weeks. I'm too embarrassed to say I don't know how to do it, but I don't. Matt, if you're listening, please stop and get me some washer fluid.

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