Oh goodness, we have moved on into the next century of communication, gentlemen.

People are using their phones these days. They're not writing each other letters that are carried by

owl anymore. We're doing text messaging. And we've never actually established by an owl. Oh yeah.

Pidgey Harry Potter fan I'm pretty sure is pigeon.

Same thing.

Either way there's rules that we haven't actually set down so it's time to establish it.

The men's from top 10.

The men's from top 10!

10 texting things you shouldn't do because they annoy everyone.

Here's one I'm sure will irk the dregs of humanity,

using a period at the end of a sentence.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Do you think I'm angry?

Are you concerned I'm upset with you or about something in the text?

Yes.

Grow up. Don't use me as a pin cushion because you're a sensitive delicate uninformed self-conscious

shell of a person.

It's called proper grammar and punctuation, you twit period. I'm glad to use twit. Positive Friday. If it changed one

ball we have to dump it. That's right.

Oh, oh, man.

Well, I'm just saying Twit.

Yeah.

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