10: Sloot University: Squirting 101

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.2 • 83K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2020

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Congratulations! You have been admitted to Sloot University, and on this campus ANYTHING goes. In this episode, Sofia discusses her current mental state, Jay Alvarez’s “leaked” sex tape, and of course…the opening of her new school, Sloot University. Our first class is SQUIRTING 101. In this lesson, you will learn everything you need to know on how to make your partner squirt! Sofia covers positioning, finger arrangement, and even what muscles to utilize. Get your pencil and paper out for our first day of classes, you’re going to want to pass these courses. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: NDW Labs/DHM Detox: www.nodayswasted.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: www.hellofresh.com/SOFIA80 Function of Beauty: www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIA Axon: www.taser.com/SOFIA Better Help: www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:27.0	Hi everybody, welcome to Sophia with an F. I am so excited to have you here by a raise of hands who's excited to be here.
0:47.0	Okay, so before we go into the episode, I just want to quickly go down a list of shit that I need you to do for me.
0:57.0	It's really everyone's favorite part of the episode.
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1:54.0	So last week I did my very first collaboration. It was the funnest fucking thing ever and I can't wait to do plenty, plenty more in the future.
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