It's Monday, March 30th. The word of the day is Kachaloram, which means a small haughty man.

Used in a sentence, the Skeptocrat has a tall girthy cockaloram introducing new words at the start of the show.

As much as one can have a tall girthy small man, sure.

No illusions. That's me. I'm Heath Enright and broadcasting

delay from America's Far Center. We are the Skeptocrats.

On episode 10 we'll deal with a rare outbreak of unrest in the Middle East.

The U.S. Geological Survey dabbles in the Calchemy.

We'll question the effectiveness of going after Indiana's tourist dollars.

And the Senate's budget plan demonstrates that if we ignore old and sick people, the problem goes away.

But first, the duo tribe. The We've done a few segments recently that brought some negative feedback from a certain

swath of the political spectrum.

I don't believe I have to mention his name, but it didn't seem to enjoy our remarks about

the failings of trickle-down taxation policy as prescribed by supply-side economics, nor do they enjoy our critical

commentary on Libertarian ideology.

Yes, and many of the worth responding to ones asked if we intended to ever critique the

shortcomings of liberal philosophy at some point.

So in honor of this group, we'd like to examine a few major pillars of the conservative political

platform that we prefer to the typical liberal position.

But since we're raging liberal assholes by many

accounts and because moderate conservative comedy isn't funny even if you completely

agree with it, we'll be adding a twist to today's game which will be calling

good conservative idea bad liberal idea. a

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