Steve, what day is it, my friend?

Today is

Hug a Walrus Day.

International Day of Achievers, you are absolutely correct.

But how do they get it done all the time?

The men's room top ten.

The men's room top ten!

Ten simple steps to make the most of every day.

Here's what you do.

Wake up, jump out of bed, have a glass of water, start that coffee,

then turn the lights down low and do 10 minutes of deep breathing meditation.

Ah, center your inner chi.

Eat a light, nourishing, healthy breakfast, while you jot down what you're thankful for

in your gratitude journal.

Are you kidding me?

You get up, you walk the dog, you feed the dog, you drink coffee, you smoke three cigarettes, you ass,

you shower, and you head

into this hellhole

and deal with you

four messed up degenerates.

Happy Tuesday.

Well, thank you, VD.

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