Ted, as much as I know you buddy, you're a man that does appreciate the dialects and the accents

of overseas. You're a man that likes to dive into the different languages that, basically

in different slang terms that like folks in the UK would use.

Eh I got you mate.

Aye.

Say less, bribes.

Say less.

Now how much would you say that you know of Scottish slang?

Oh, that's a tough one.

I can barely understand their English.

Let's find out.

The men's from top 10.

The men's from top 10.

Scottish slang.

10 terms you should know, like, Lang may your lumb reek.

I'm sure that was spot on. Sure you think its phrase would be fitting for a man-like

thrill and his affinity for the farts, but you would be wrong. It means may you live long and keep well. That's

a bunch of crap. Who needs a positive affirmation in some po-dunk language, not even a Scott understands?

That reminds me, my ex-wife is Scottish.

Yeah.

So here's some Scottish slang.

I'm going to give you guys my best impression of it.

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