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The front door opens, and people and creatures and entities of all shapes, sizes, and

species come pouring in.

None of the species I'm hoping for.

A group of leprechauns takes the corner booth where the young ogre had been.

Three babadukes sit in a middle booth.

Alone haint takes a two-top. A human dressed in an

overcoat and looking like some private detective or something sits at the corner booth with a

gorgeous woman with snakes for hair. Since no one turns to stone, I guess the woman isn't a true

Gorgon. She probably had her hairstylist and chant her hair.

Rule six is no substitutions, Orton says as he starts doing stretches.

Remember that.

I thought that was rule number two?

It's both.

It's an important rule.

You give those lepracons anything with blueberries in it,

and they will rip this diner apart

like frat boys on pixie dust. That would be bad. You think? He sighs, then takes a deep breath,

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