Friendly reminder, gents, Valentine's Day is around the corner.

Just a couple weeks to be exact.

Oh, is it?

Two weeks from Friday, yes.

But just in case you wanted to rekindle that spark between you and your beloved,

we've got a few questions you can ask.

The men's room top ten.

The men's room top ten!

The top ten or more question science says to ask your partner if you want to fall in love with them again.

Do you?

Christ wasn't once enough?

I mean, let me get out my pen and notepad.

Look, here's the thing. You both have to want to make your relationship

better. When one person has their head buried in the sand and thinks everything is just

hunky-dory, while the other person has been busting their ass and carrying the relationship

for both of you, I don't think a deep

peering question is going to make the difference.

But hey, make sure you ask them how their favorite color makes them feel and they tell

you about their first stuffed animal.

That ought to do it.

What bliss.

Yeah. Ah, and do it. What bliss.

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