10 Polite Things Bartenders Hate

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

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🗓️ 18 October 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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0:00.0	Speaking of the bar, I feel like we got a couple bar flies here in this room.
0:03.3	And we all know that there's unwritten rules, in fact, that gave us an entire list.
0:06.8	The Ministry of Top 10!
0:09.8	The Ministry of Top 10!
0:12.5	Ten...
0:13.8	A light habit's bartenders actually dislike.
0:17.0	Oh, no.
0:17.5	And what to do instead?
0:20.0	A little over a decade ago, when I moved out here, I was staying and housing up around Northgate.
0:26.9	You're on your own in the new city, so treat myself every Friday to the same local restaurant.
0:34.2	Sitting at the bar, talking to the bartender, or he became a parent that she was and
0:39.8	possibly still is a fan of the G-string.
0:43.8	I thought one time about telling her about it.
0:48.4	And then I thought better of it.
0:50.4	See, then she would know I was checking out her ass.
0:57.3	Can't have that.
0:59.3	I'm a good customer.
1:03.3	So these are polite habits that bartenders actually dislike.
1:06.3	And they actually do have some suggestions of what to do instead.
1:09.3	Last on the list is handing them a wad of cash.
1:13.1	So sometimes people just hand me a ball of cash and be like, this is for the bill.
1:16.1	Keep the rest for your tip.
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