Hi, I'm Gilbert Gottfried. This is Gilbert Gottfried's amazing colossal podcast. And tonight, my

co-host Frank Sandoppadre and I speak to the legendary Pendulate of the legendary magic team

of Penn and Teller. We'll be discussing several fascinating stories like the true story of how the

great magician Harry Houdini died. The first time Penn met Jerry Lewis. How the movie The Aristocrats

came about. His years and having to tell his parents, he was going to clown school.

And a true story about the time he brought me a porn star on my deathbed. Ladies and gentlemen,

Pendulate.

Hi, this is Gilbert Gottfried. What a fellow. Say it, I'm going to start talking obnoxiously to the

local world really loud while you're wearing headphones. You say to a fellow, hey, I'm about to

start. I'm about to scream and you're fucking eating. Why don't you start with that? Let's start

again, okay? Let a fellow get ready. I can at least slide my headphones back a little bit.

All of a sudden, Jesus Christ. What the fuck was that? Okay, now we're ready to start.

I'm about to scream and you're fucking here. Okay, good. Yes. Hi. Hi. Oh, you weren't talking to me.

Were you? I thought you were just addressing me. Oh,

was that a game you were talking to me? But I'm sitting right here. It seems rude to

absorb it. Hi, I'm Gilbert Gottfried. Hi, and I'm Pendulate. And this is where are they now?

Yes. Sorry, Gilbert Gottfried. My guest today is Pendulate. Yes. Oh boy, they're bringing it.

Look at that. It's a it's a bottle of perfume. Oh, the size of that thing.

Okay, I can now this is what they do in this show. You put a cheeseburger in front of the fat guy.

As soon as you say three funny things you can leave. Yes.

We want you to eat the cheeseburger. Have a stroke and die. Why are you wrong? We can do that.

Where are they now? Dead in the adsellent of them?

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