BuzzFeed recently released a list of opening lines people have had to endure on dating sites.

Oh, boy.

So it's time to educate the people.

The Minter of Top 10.

The Minter of Top 10.

Ten or more of the worst opening lines to use on dating apps.

Now, I don't know if you know, but I met my future ex-wife on a dating app myself.

Yes, sirree.

She was a few years my senior, but I thought she had a few good miles left on her.

Now, that's been nearly two decades ago, so I don't know exactly how I wooed her into my stabbing cabin,

but I better win a little something like this. Check this out, ladies. Well, hello there

little lady. You look as fine as strawberry wine. I sure would be tickled pink if you'd do me the honor of joining me for a picnic in the park.

I hope you like sweet corn because I can't wait for you to help shuck mine.

Dear God.

Okay.

Let me got married.

It works.

Hey, you know what?

If it works for you, it works.

Repeat that line. That's right. So the worst opening lines see who's on dating app. You got married. Yeah. It works. Hey. You know what? If it works for you, it works.

Repeat that line.

That's right.

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