Time to open wide and sample Ted's meat and potatoes.

Now, here's your host, Ted Chef of the Men's Room, the Ted Nugget.

Ted Chef and a half.

Thank you, folks. Thank you.

So when you're eating, there's a lot of sounds to come up, right?

Some people don't like the sound of chewing. That's why you should chew with your mouth closed.

I know some people that don't like bananas don't like it because the sound of somebody chewing a banana.

Really? I feel like a banana would be one of the quieter things you could chew.

It is. It just gets a little pasty in there.

You ever know a hum sure?

One of my uncles.

My mom's a hum sure.

I think it depends on how good the food is.

She can eat a dry ass cracker.

I feel like you can give the initial grunt of them, right?

Let people know you like it or you don't like it.

But you don't have to make the sound the entire time chewing the hum sure.

I always go like, if something's really good, then there's no sound.

I'll just kind of point at it and be like, right here.

Oh, man, that's good.

All right, so we got 10 of them.

I'll play you the sound, see if you can guess what they are.

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