Ah, the Gorilla position, not just a sexual maneuver that I have no chance in actually

succeeding in, again, if you're listening to this, sorry love, but it's also the backstage

area where wrestling shows are directed.

For example, in the WWE Vince McMahon takes the helm and it's where his creative genius

truly shines, also known as the place where he screams himself stupid at some commentator

for using pronouns instead of some hysterically convoluted nickname.

It is a sacred environment, it's an important environment, it's not the place for pallying

around ribbing or any fun of any kind, except being the WWE, it totally is the opposite

sometimes, so let's take a look at them as arm jewels, this is whatculture.com, and these

are the 10 most insane things that have ever happened at WWE's Gorilla position.

10.

FDR Hand Their Notice In While Also Still Wearing Their Gear

On the January 14th Raw, the revival defeated Lucha House Party in around 4 minutes, because

both teams have been booked into drab, normalised oblivion, the arena reacted with total and

utter silence.

Michael Cole's commentary still sounds like it's dubbed almost at these points, like

he couldn't possibly be physically present in a place that produces so little volume.

The former Dash Wilder, rocked Calisto with a gorgeous dropkick and a smattering of fans

couped at it, taken aback by an execution so sublime that they were jolted from their

detachment, but that was pretty much it.

The vast majority of the audience couldn't care less about four guys who, while being

very, very talented, were simply just there.

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