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I'm an ass man

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We have used the ass man.

I had not even known the ass man existed.

I don't even remember how I found out the ass man existed.

It was during the show.

I had somehow come across it because I forget what the discussion was, but somebody was saying there was a guy named Mr. As.

And like I was looking for videos of this guy because I don't know if it was either something at Jay Stewart or somebody had mentioned, and I happen to click on the theme song, and me being a wrestling novice, when my mind was blown. I'm like, I can't believe this was a song about a guy who just, like, was all about it. Like, first of all, the fact that you've probably worked your entire life to get into wrestling, and then they name you Mr. Ass, and that's your character. He loves to love him. He loves to kick him. He loves to shove him. He loves to stick him. Okay, all right. He loves all those things about asses. He does. He loves that. They're the Switch Army knife of body parts. They really are. I mean, there's so many things that you can love to do. Sure. With the proper ass. And was his whole thing that, like, his was great, but I remember on the video, it looked almost as if he saw, like, a nice one walk by, and he just, like, lost all of his powers, and then a guy came in and body slammed him so it's like

yeah it's like yeah it's like you pull down your shades for one minute and then you know just to

take a closer look and then the next thing you know your vets is side car you know your vets get

teboned sure yeah so like and yeah he he would thrust his

pala i mean he was real sexy and everything else he's a sex machine billy god you should have seen

it he took gregg the head man hard and shoved his butt in his face all right right. So anyway, so and then for years, I guess, I guess it would probably be surprised us how long it's been.

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