Time to open wide and sample Ted's meat.

And potatoes.

Now, here's your host, head chef of the men's room.

The Ted Nuggets.

Head show in a house.

Thank you, folks.

Thank you.

You know, there's a lot of things in a kitchen that can be dangerous.

Remember, there's no handle on a falling night.

It's a truth, man.

Just let it fall.

You should be wearing shoes.

You're in the kitchen, so it shouldn't stab you in your foot.

Move your feet.

Just move.

Just, you know what, let it hit the ground.

There's hot grease, hot pans.

A lot of stuff.

But what about dangers in your refrigerator?

What? Okay.

Yeah, it's dangerous in there.

Basically, consumer reports that came out,

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