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You know what is really important in professional wrestling?

The gimp you can be the greatest in-ring technician ever.

If you turn up to WWE, someone says,

you're going to be a chef.

You won't ever headlining Wrestlemania.

Of course, there are exceptions to this rule,

because there are still some full-down lists.

A wee poed man wasn't a very good character,

even though he was the greatest person to ever exist in wrestling.

And I'm not joking.

Let's not worry about that, and let's get back on track.

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