10 - Luxury Abortion Clinic w/ Lucie Steiner

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Ray is joined again by Lucie Steiner, and they discuss Ray's plan's for boutique birth control, speculate on who the UN should have given Germany to, and then they review Captain Marvel.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Kump.
0:28.4	You're joined again today by my lovely cohabitating best friend, Lucy Steiner.
0:30.3	Hello, it's nice to be here.
0:33.2	My sweet boy, my prince.
0:34.2	I'm a sweet boy.
0:35.4	You all know that.
0:37.2	You all know a sweet I can be. You're a comedian, right? That's what you do.
0:41.0	Yeah, that's what I do. Sick. We have new Patreon. Like, we're trying to monetize. I have to get, uh, I'm either some, like, maybe some plan B or an abortion. Not like now.
0:55.4	I want to have,
0:56.2	because here's the thing.
0:57.8	I don't know how many,
0:59.5	how liquid most of you are out there.
0:59.9	I mean,
1:02.6	maybe a lot of you are liquid guys,
1:04.0	but I feel like when I see a movie and someone like woman goes to a guy,
1:05.6	like I need $400 for an abortion,
1:08.3	there were plenty of times in my life
1:09.6	when I'm like, I don't have that.
1:11.1	Yeah. I mean, like, I want to have that. Not even because I want to kill a baby or I want to have an abortion, but if she feels the need to. $400 for an abortion is steep. Is it? It's like, yeah. I mean, I guess maybe it does cost that much in some places, but that's steep, I would think. It's like that's like a luxury abortion.
1:29.8	What is it, what's the normal going rate for an abortion? I don't know. I've seen like anywhere from like $200 to $250. Really? Get you a nice abortion? I've watched plenty of TV shows where, like, they were in a, I think it was inner city people. It was $400.
1:45.0	Damn.
1:47.6	Was the girl trying to fucking pocket some the difference? If it, if it costs
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