But you know what, not having a bathroom to go and that's just one of those things that annoys us in life.

It's just one of the minor annoyances, right?

In fact, there's an entire list.

The Men's Group Top 10.

The Men's Two Little Problem. 10 little problems that are

problems that are surprisingly annoying.

Let's talk about one that just chaps my hide.

First, there's the clank.

Then the scrape.

Then, clank, clank, scrape, clank, clank, clank, clank, stab,

stab, drop, clank, screech.

Is this your first time using utensils,

you doughy little demon.

My dog is an aggressive eater and he doesn't make the sounds you do with that fork and knife.

The steak is already dead. You don't have to keep stabbing it repeatedly you dim-witted

street urchin. Yeah. All say, when people, when their teeth hits the spoon.

Yeah, and a kink, yeah.

Click, like really?

Really? You don't know where your mouth is at?

Damn, man.

So these are the only, like you're not,

you never want to hear somebody like using their teeth like with a fork.

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