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breakups, and arrests of our favorite MTV trainbacks. If you think the moms bring the drama

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Hi guys, welcome to another episode of Keeping Up with the Teen Moms.

Ha ha, just kidding, but I say that because could Chelsea's segment have been any more

like a Keeping Up with a Kardashians rip off this week?

Like, I'm going to start with Chelsea because I'm wildly upset.

As you all know, I've been quite disappointed with Chelsea scenes all season, one could say,

you know, all season long, I've been upset with them. But this week really took the cake. It

really, really took the cake. What the fuck did I just fucking watch, guys? What did I just watch? What the fuck was that?

I never in my life want to see that episode again, like Chelsea segments. It was so boring. And I

don't think on Team Mom we've ever seen, correct me if I'm wrong, but we've ever

seen such like a fake reality TV setup.

Like usually like Team Mom like obviously they're fake and edited scenes.

We see like manufacture conversations.

But we we don't see them like having tasks that the producers like clearly clearly come up with

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