A podcaster in New York is facing backlash for praising and condoning microlooting. What is microlooting? Just stealing small things. Shoplifting. That's what it is, but they call it microlooting because they give it a trendy, cool, cute name. It's like when I eat a grape. Exactly. That's microlooting. You're one of the originators. And like when you get into the bend and get the banana chips, whatever. Well, I was a child. Well, I know that.

Why I still think like one.

I think... you get into the bend and get the banana chips. Well, I was a child.

Well, I know that.

Why I still think like one. I think, honestly, Miles, I don't think they're even, I think they're going above the grape. I think it's like grabbing a candy bar and rolling it out. Right. This is like what we used to rob the rofo when we were drunk at Hopkins. Yeah. You didn't rob it. We didn't rob it. but as we would just steal candy bars as they were underneath the counter

and put them in our pockets.

There you go.

You ever get behind the person You didn't rob it. We didn't rob it. We would just steal candy bars as they were underneath the counter and put them in our pockets.

There you go.

Yeah.

You ever get behind the person in line at the grocery store who was, uh, drank a half soda and they've got a bag of chips that are open and they're eating them when they're shopping? Yes. And then they have to be wrung out. Yeah. because they were eating them as they were shopping.

So they just get an empty bag?

Well, no, it's like a half-empt.

It's like a rolled-up bag and they scan that.

I haven't done it with food. Yeah. Because they were eating them as they were shopping. So they just get an empty bag?

Well, no, it's like a half-fifty. It's like a rolled-up bag and they skin that. I haven't done it with food, but I've definitely done it with like a gator-eater, like a can of coffee before. But like I just wanted this. I was sorry, I had to get it. But you know what? that's one of those little rules that we just, I feel like every one of us is broken at some point.

In fact, there's a whole list. The Min's Room Top Ten.

The Minterp Top Ten!

So I decided to look up the ten illegal things that we've all done.

So these are the ten commonly broken laws.

We're stopping at ten, right?

We're stopping at ten. Just? We're stopping at 10.

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