Does anybody have any holiday traditions that they keep this time of year?

Obviously, you know, there's putting up the tree and there's, you know, decorating and there's...

I mean, that would be the tradition.

Is that the house going to end up looking Christmas?

Taking four or five days ago in some place warm.

That's not a bad call.

Any holiday traditions that you keep there, Ted Smith?

Square pizza on my birthday.

Okay. square pizza on my birthday okay i mean sometimes you can't find square pizza so you just get pizza

and then my one cousin tom at some point and he's got four kids so it's gotten tougher over the

years but at some point i will send him a picture he will send me one and we will both do a shot

of old new england eggnog now that is an i've heard, yes. That is an odd tradition, but believe it or not,

not the oddest that we've got.

The Minterham Top Ten.

The Minter of Top Ten.

Ten Christmas traditions you've probably never heard of.

This one was popular in the Wild Frontier back in the days of the old West.

It was called hung by the fire.

Four dudes get stripped down to their britches, and then the women folk are blindfolded and have to hang a stocking of nuts and fruits,

dipped in spatoon juice, by the fire with a nail.

I think I'd rather have dysentery.

Yeah.

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