Hey Happy Campers! This is Camp Counselors. A good-natured podcast hosted by your favorite

fake Camp Counselor, Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch, we love the great outdoors in theory.

But we'd much rather spend our time making friendship

bracelets spreading camper gossip keeping our heads in the clouds and avoiding

archery at all costs. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact

that we know little to nothing about camping.

So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.

This is camp counselors.

Hey happy campers! Welcome back to Campy Birch. Hope you're all doing well. Hope

everyone's everybody better be jumping! Everybody better be jumping. jumping.

Hi guys, hope everyone's doing great.

I feel Gorgina today.

Do you know why I feel Gorgina?

Uh, does it have anything to do with your cream-colored Krunick?

I am so glad you brought it up and that you even somewhat

asked. Yes, if you're wondering my merch did drop today. What's today? The fourth. We're filming on

November 4th as we'll go out on Wednesday, which will be November.

What if I know?

November 9th.

So this will air on November 9th, and yeah, but my merch came out today.

It's still available if you're interested and it's available on my Instagram you can go directly there at

Zachary Porter or you go to fanjoy dot com and look up Zachary reporter and I'm

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