A new list came across my desk this morning, and I'm happy to report that our own Steve the Thrill Hill is very concerned about the healthier manhood.

The Minstrup Top Ten! The Minstrup Top Ten!

Ten habits that are hurting your penis. One would imagine getting kicked into Jimmy is counterproductive. What if one of your

beans explodes? Riding a bicycle. When you ride on a hard seed for too long, you do damage to your

Euretha Franklin. Then you can't produce no gravy.

And friction and chafing can be

unpleasant. So be sure to apply a good

coating of lubricating ointment

before you decide to wax the dolphin

paid for by the ad council in your pants brain.

Positive Friday.

Dear God.

Pants brain.

So these are 10 habits that are hurting your penis as every man's ears prick up just a little bit there.

Number 10, you're not drinking coffee.

Oh, I got a coffee right here.

A team of researchers from the University of Texas Health Science Center found that 42% of men who drink between two to three cups of coffee per day

were less likely to report instances of erectile dysfunction.

The study proved that caffeine helps relax arteries and smooth muscle within the penis, which helps increase blood flow.

And now that I've spoken this entire paragraph, not good, Ted.

You settle down over there.

I know what I said.

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