Ted is Hotkey 1 up. Now, go ahead. Hit it from your side. Go ahead and bring up Hotkey 1. Today we are Cal ISW in honor of the Mariners and Cal Raleigh. It was known as the big dumpers. So I thought, you know what? Let's dig a little bit deeper. The men's room top 10. The men's room top 10. Ah, yeah.

So this comes to us from new beauty.com.

Oh, I'll read that all the time.

I know you do.

You got the subscription.

So, of course, you saw the list of the most sensational celebrity butts.

Oh.

No, I got a nerd, but now.

Damn right.

I'm in.

I mean, what do you consider her a celebrity?

Are we talking like Pam Oliver?

They won't show her ass on TV.

They literally won't. Years ago, we did something with the Seahawks, but we're down there pregame, and so she's down there. Fox was covering the game. I realized I'd never seen her from the waist down And I was like, oh my God

That is a lot of ass

Yeah

New Beauty's I realized I'd never seen her from the waist down. And I was like, oh my God, that is a lot of ass.

Yeah.

New Beauty says these are celebrity butts that we envy.

And they start with the lovely Sophia Vargara.

Yeah, I mean, all of her body, though, man.

Her perfectly round terrier is often admired, yet maintaining such a peachy shape

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