10: Grandma

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2013

⏱️ 42 minutes

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In this episode we discuss retroactively cheating on your wife, secretly moving out on your grandmother, and why apologies are actually the best way to start a relationship.

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0:00.0	I have a laugh and maybe shed a tear if I were you, if I were you, you start now.
0:13.8	Woo!
0:14.8	Ha ha ha ha ha!
0:16.8	Oh don't laugh like that.
0:18.8	Sorry I ate it.
0:19.8	Oh.
0:20.8	Ha ha ha ha ha!
0:21.8	You just started so much negative energy.
0:24.5	I'm sorry I just hate it when you're happy.
0:27.7	That laugh was definitely on purpose like that right?
0:30.4	Yeah it was meant to be annoying.
0:32.0	I swear, obviously.
0:33.4	Great.
0:34.4	I feel better if that was your genuine laugh.
0:36.2	This is if I were you show, no wait, this is if I were you, right?
0:40.5	This is if I were you.
0:42.2	Okay, okay.
0:43.2	So this is what it is.
0:44.2	It's called if I were you, but it is a show.
0:46.3	It's a podcast.
0:47.3	It's actually the only advice podcast on the internet hosted by us.
0:50.9	I'm a mere and I'm Jake.
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