Steve, a little birdie told me there's new members to your family at home, courtesy of your daughter.

Yeah, weird ass snail man.

Look, I don't know how this crap works, but she's got the fish tank.

She wanted a snail because that's how she operates.

So we got her a snail, the things like, maybe half an inch long, just sticks to the side.

It's as dull of a creature as it can be, all right?

So she stayed home this weekend when I had to fly down to Austin.

Fantastic.

I see her Friday morning.

Baby, I love you.

Blah, blah, blah.

There's one snail in her aquarium.

I call her Saturday to check in on her.

Hey, baby, how you doing?

I'm doing good.

I, dad.

There's seven snails.

And the fish stay now.

Seven? Seven. So I was like, did you go to the fish store and get more snails? She goes, no, they're baby snails. I said, is your snail a hoe?

Like, how did this happen? Throwing some snail leg out there? Yeah. She's like, I don't know,

but there's seven of them. Oh, right. Oh, yeah. So now there's, yeah,

there's a total of seven snails, only one of which we want. I don't know how snails

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