We mentioned it yesterday. It was National Underwear Day and that was just a missed opportunity because we have so much fun to learn.

The Min's Room Top Ten or more fun, fabulous, fascinating facts about underpants you just want to slip into.

Now for all you panty-sniff and perverts out there, the earliest men's underpants were

found to be approximately 5,000 years before BC or whatever the hell we call it today.

And they were made out of leather, sweet Jesus.

I could tell you it wasn't that soft lamb skin or Corinthian leather

we sport today. Probably came right off a bovine complete with cow-in trails and discharge.

Just think about the stink and the chafing. Dear God, the chafing, there you are running around, cutting up your

bags stuffed inside old Bessie.

Dear Lord. Wow. Damn. All right, V.D. Welcome in. So these are some interesting facts

about underwear, and it ranges all the way everywhere top to bottom.

10 year old Jack Singer of Warwick, New York wore 215 pairs of underwear simultaneously back in 2010,

breaking a previous record of just 200 pairs of underwear.

All right, so he's doing it to like win a record?

He was.

Huh.

I don't think I own 210 pairs of underwear. I do not. And I I don't know why I said think. I obviously don't. Right. I imagine if you were going to break that record, you have to be somebody of a small frame like a 10 year old would be. Because you have to put on as small as you possibly get. Like you can always get bigger. Sure. But there's only so small that you can get. You know, I can't fit into a small. It's going to rip.

Yeah.

There's going to be holes. While underwear may or may not be worn under kilts, traditional, traditional holds true that a true Scotsman would wear nothing underneath. Mm-hmm. Correct. We're not Scotland. Yeah, right.

You know what?

That's a good...

Put some goddamn skivvy song.

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