A teacher in Kansas was fired after he collected his quote,

milky lactose intolerant farts for his students.

Which for one, just kind of weird,

but I assume if it's for your students,

they're doing something stupid with it.

He said that he would,

he would crop dust them off and just kind of blow out the room.

Yeah, I mean, look, I think there's funny things

that teachers have been doing for years.

Yep. He just put it on the internet.

He put it on the job.

And that's exactly it.

But part of it too is he's actually a,

he's a standup comic on the side.

Oh, no kid.

So part of the reason he posted this on the internet,

it's because they made people laugh.

Sure. But then like a security guard.

Right.

Then the school board sees it.

You can't do this, blah, blah, blah.

So he's just like, oh my God.

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