We're officially a month into the autumn season, but do we really know all about this fantastically

beige season?

Fantasticly beige.

Ten historical facts about autumn you probably didn't know. In the state of

Washington there are laws on the books that say as soon as the season of fall is ushered in and the skies begin to fill with ships hull gray, moisture-laden clouds, certain things must occur.

One, Miles Montgomery must begin to ache and moan about the lack of sunlight.

Two, Steve, The Thrill Hill will once again break out his rosy disposition

on the fact that the weather here sucks for nine plus months out of the year.

And by proxy we will play November rain from Guns and roses a lot. I don't make the rules people I just

abide by them. Bring on the gray fight me. We already started the this discussion. Yeah. Just even in the elevator

Michigan. I can't believe it's like 10 days man. A clock's don't freaking change.

God! It's already getting dark outside, for God's sake.

I found out I'm really screwed.

Oh yeah?

My clock's already an hour behind.

Oh no.

I'm with two hours behind.

Have I tried to adjust your clock and I just failed.

Good luck.

I know.

That's what I'm saying.

Was that one of the things I was like, oh dude, I got it.

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