We talked to you the different things that you learn but sometimes you find out that as you get older

we taught you the wrong stuff so let's go through the list.

The men's group top 10. Ten facts you love. The this one in sixth grade when you have a crush on Susan Jones the cute little blonde girl and you ask her out and she says you can be her secret boyfriend but because it's a secret you can't

tell anyone and then at the Halloween dance, you see her kissing Tom College, eh?

It turns out you're not really her secret boyfriend, and I'm betting she didn't have the balls to tell you no, or that you were a pudgy, pock-faced band-torque.

I'm just guessing.

Yeah.

He's telling him. I know how he feels. I got used in school too.

Dude, you're not pie. How? Look, we know VD. I feel like if I'm going to use you it should make someone else jealous.

No, I've seen the guy. No, no chance I'd happen.

This was just young kids that were that were coming into their own as it were.

All right. Where you sneak off after school and all that stuff?

Yeah, well the sneaking after school that also was sneaking off

anytime anybody ever brought it up.

Like we were never public with anything.

Everything had to be secret because she couldn't be stand the thought of anybody knowing that she was associating with me

My wife doesn't want the public

I'm married 17 goddamn years. Do not tell people we're married.

When the last time you heard a woman being proud of her man,

he was a good look at smart and funny.

You don't, man, that's a good point.

I mean, guy will come up to this funny,

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