Ted, I saw you were cracking the books earlier today because you just, you couldn't help but get enough information on squirrels.

And I saw that and I was like, you know what?

I know what, you are man, but I wanted to get yourself...

He's ever shuts up about it.

Hard bullet point facts.

We're all going to bring ourselves up to

Ted Smith speed.

The men's through top 10.

The men's true top 10.

Ten facts about squirrels.

They've had many jobs over the years,

like Tommy Tucker,

a male eastern gray squirrel who would tour the country wearing women's fashions, performing tricks and selling war bonds.

They've even been pets to Benjamin Franklin and Presidents Warren G. Harding and Harry Truman

who both named their squirrels Pete, but for those of us with a more discerning

palette, we all know those tree rats are best served in a crock pot with dumplings. Bonapetit.

It literally looked up what the most delicacy way of preparing.

And it is squirrel dumplings.

I still want to eat it. A lot of people say it's delicious. You wouldn't eat it? I want to. Oh you want to. Hell yeah, dude. I try it. They're plentiful. Right? There's plenty. We're good. My dog wants to eat all them.

That's right.

This is the time of year, they're popping out all over the dog going to place.

I know.

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