10 Everyday Food Items The US Military Invented!
The Midnight Air
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
The perfection of one of my favorite foods is thanks to US Military! I’ve also got a few listener emails, and I turn this episode into a garage sale before I cover the Holi-Days like, Lips Appreciation Day. Then we close it out with The Tribune! Premium Subscribers, stick around for my thoughts on episode 6 of The Sopranos!
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| 0:00.0 | Midnight air listener. |
| 0:14.0 | It's Monday night, March 16th, when I am recording this for you. |
| 0:19.0 | Feels good to have time. |
| 0:20.1 | Feels good to be back on track. |
| 0:23.7 | I have a whole bunch of plugs. |
| 0:25.0 | And you know, |
| 0:25.3 | I'm going to be honest with you. |
| 0:27.1 | I love podcasts. |
| 0:28.5 | I love talk radio. |
| 0:30.2 | I listen to Howard Stern. |
| 0:32.5 | I like... |
| 0:34.5 | I don't know what it says about my mental health. |
| 0:37.4 | I sort of like a constant conversation happening in... I don't know what it says about my mental health. |
| 0:43.7 | I sort of like a constant conversation happening in the background. |
| 0:49.8 | And, uh, oh, I just thought of something I want to tell you in a minute. |
| 0:50.1 | Sorry. |
| 0:51.9 | Welcome. |
| 0:53.6 | Welcome to my life. Sorry, you have to hear about it or how it works. |
| 0:58.8 | But anyway, I like all this stuff. And I know, maybe I don't know. To me, sometimes like a ton of plugs can be annoying. |
| 1:05.7 | Like every day and everything. Now, if it applies to you or you want to come see me, you know, live, |
| 1:12.3 | then I guess it's not annoying when I get to yours. But I have so many dates to tell you about. |
| 1:17.8 | Like, should I just say like this is the month and then here are the cities? I'm going to try that |
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