May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again.

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. First impressions count for everything. I remember this because when I debuted for

what culture back in 2016, everybody was yelling at me in the comments saying I

was a piece of trash and I was a asshole. Now were they wrong? No, not particularly, but did it hurt my feelings?

Yes it did. But let's not worry about that and let's zoom forward and talk about some other people that also have to go

through a similar process, namely professional wrestlers,

because let's face it when they make their debut and it's the first time you see them,

if they rub you the wrong way or do something you don't like, you may cast them aside

and go, ha ha, I'm never going to cheer you ever

again which of course sucks but my name is Simon Miller aka the bald

asshole and here's ten embarrassing WWE debuts you totally forgot about.

Number 10 Kazani.

Patending on the 2nd of January 2009 on an episode of Smackdown,

the problem with Kazani is that his character hadn't been properly communicated to the audience.

Like we'd seen a bunch of these weird vignettes in the weeks prior that made absolutely no sense,

and then he danced his way to the ring, which was a bit awkward, the crowd made no noise, and then he went to hit his finisher, and he kind of muffed it up a little bit.

I mean, I don't blame him, we're all humans, but it didn't help.

The real issue was, while his persona was meant to have been

some kid that had run away from his family to join the circus Kuzani was just a

ha ha-ha he he everybody used the terms terms canny and carnival and

K-Fabe and all this nonsense to describe professional wrestlers so why don't we

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