Well, hey there, dollop listeners. This is Garrett Reynolds. Yes, right. I'm on this show. Anyway, just wanted to give everyone some standup dates. I have coming up. I'll be on the road in March and April March Monday March 13th. I will be at Summit City Comedy and Fort Wayne Indiana March 14th Tuesday Helium Comedy Club in Indianapolis March 15th Louisville. I'll be at the Louisville Comedy Club March 16th. The Columbus Funnybone in Ohio.

Date in Ohio March 17th the Friday also at the Funnybone and then the Funnybone in Perry's Burg Saturday March 18th. That's two shows.

Then I'll be in Cleveland, Ohio at Holarities on March 19th Comedy Off Broadway in Lexington, Kentucky on Tuesday March 21st.

March 22nd. I will be at Helium Comedy Club in St. Louis March 23rd. I'll be at the Comedy Club of Kansas City. That's Thursday March 24th.

March 24th. I'll be at the Des Moines Iowa Funnybone March 26th. I'll be in Omaha at the Funnybone as well. Then if you go into April April 12th,

I'll be at the Tacoma Comedy Club in Tacoma, Washington April 13th. I'll be at the Spokane Washington Comedy Club and then the 14th through the,

or I guess that just the 14th. I will be at Lasbeth Comedy. I do think there's more shows there. So I think I'll be there April 14th at 15th in Boseman, Montana at Lasbeth Comedy.

Go to Gareth Reynolds dot com for ticket information and go watch my special England weed on the rest on YouTube. Thank you.

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All right, everybody welcome to the past times podcast. Each week we go through an old newspaper from a random date history picked up by Dave Anthony. I'm Gareth Reynolds and I've never seen it before and neither is our guest this week.

Dave Holmes. Hello, gentlemen. Oh, we are. We got him Dave. We got him. We told you we get him. Thank you for doing the show Dave.

Before we start, let's before we get into a weird paper from I'm going to guess 1872. And then Dave, you're allowed to guess in a second.

Let's promote your things. You have a podcast called waiting for impact. That people should check out and that is available on podcast platforms. It's available everywhere. Every podcast is available everywhere. Right except for.

You know what to say? Who doesn't need promotion. Yeah, you have a craze have a crazy doctor on the next podcast you do. Oh, God. And then you have no idea. You have no idea how close I am to just fully doing that. He'll turn. It's so easy. The dumbest people in the world are doing it and breaking it in.

Yeah, I mean, you don't you don't think I'd like to stop doing 60% of what I'm doing. Instead, just say the laziest shit that comes through my mind. I want that. I I pine for that version.

Yeah, I want the version where I don't know what to say to you when I see you. Yes, that's what I guess. Yeah, where you just look. Yeah, I don't. By the way, did you know I found out just before he moved, but I found out

that Ben Shapiro was my neighbor last year. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's so crazy. It's not weird. Wow. It's crazy. That's so weird. It's so strange. I was like I was riding my bike and he and he was out walking with his family. Good morning, sir. Yeah, I mean, I saw that I was like, that's not Ben Shapiro. And I turned around and I and I looked again and it was like, well, that's fucking Ben Shapiro. And then I had to turn around again because I had to go back to where it was going. And so I passed him again. And whatever.

But yeah, it was fully Ben Shapiro. Now he must be in Nashville. He must feel very. Of course he must be like, God, people cannot get enough of his show over here. Yes, I'm a human being. I know I look, I know I look good, but she's turned around. Please, God, Lord, I'm married.

You got his S's down perfectly. Well, I, you know, I watch everything he does. And also Dave, you work with S square. You've worked with S square for ages. And your social media is at Dave Holmes.

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