Time to open wide and sample Ted's meat.

And potatoes.

Now, here's your host, head chef of the men's room.

The Ted Nugent.

Head chef in a house.

Thank you, folks.

Thank you.

Much like secret chimps, you boys ready to get dangerous they probably don't think about condiments as being dangerous but who knows how long they've been in your fridge some of this stuff i don't even know if it should be in your fridge

but uh people magazine uh basically just named the most dangerous expired condiments.

All right.

There's five condiments that basically these are just five you think last long.

They don't.

You know, it's like that guy you think he's great in sex.

He's not.

All right, number five on the list, again, I never put this in my fridge, but soy sauce.

Huh?

I never put in my fridge.

Oh, it's in my fridge.

Yeah, it's in mine.

Are you serious?

I never thought to do it.

Maybe I should.

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