Hello and welcome to do go on my name is Dave Wonky and I am joined by my co-host Mr. Matt Stewart. Hello Matt. Hi there Dave. I didn't see you there. Really good to be here. It's great that we stumbled into this room with microphones. Yeah. Really good. Also a microphone in front of her face.

Coincidentally is our other host Jess Perkin. Well what are you guys doing here? Well I was just about to ask you the same question. I like as soon as I responded Dave had to reach for the volume button.

Absolutely. It's like what are you guys doing here? You have the ability to yell but in like a really friendly way. Me?

Yeah you're very loud but in a very like super nice. It's great. Oh that's quite nice. Keep doing really doing. Oh thanks buddy. Thanks. If you haven't heard this show before this is the kind of show where we like to take it in terms to research something. Bring in that topic. The other two don't know what we're going to talk about and then try and educate them about something and it is my turn to bring a little something to the table.

And bring drop some knowledge bombs on it. It's the physics every time Dave explains that it's a different thing. I remember not long ago it was a comedy podcast. Now it's an educational podcast. Well the comedy was not being delivered.

Yeah fair enough. We've had to make cutbacks. Comedy plus education equals usually a lame thing but tonight I will win you over with do go on. Hopefully we can have some fun here today.

Actually quite a dark topic. But dark can be fun. Did anyone at home notice that in one sentence Dave said both tonight and today. It's like what time is it? It's like you could listen to this at any time ever.

What this morning you could you could. So on this morning's program we're going to have a great time together. It's a pretty dark topic so feel free to perk it up with some classic perkins as Zingers.

I'll perk it right. If you could stew the pot with some Matt Stewart gold. And before you do anything crazy I hope you won a key me.

I was going to say what I'm what I'm I good for absolutely nothing.

Corsion corner. But is that is me. All right so it is a pretty dark topic but we always started with a question. This week it's um the worst massacre.

No it's not that dark but it is to do with death. I'm going to ask you so we always start with a question to get into the topic and my question is when you die.

Have you thought about what you want to happen to your body? Yes. It's a yes from Matt. So the topic is yes. The topic is bodies.

Hey you know um we've had feedback since we've been putting this out that this part is one of the most frustrating parts to listen to because everyone who's listening to it knows the topic because this episode is called that topic.

So I just want to really just really get comfortable in this annoying part of the show. It's really drag it out. What could it be?

If only we'd read the title of the show before we recorded it. Sadly the iPad is facing the wrong way to you too. So you don't know.

But that's another thing that's just have you thought about what you will do? Kind of not really not the what are you going to do with my body bit.

I've thought about like songs that I'd wanted my funeral or something like that. I planned what you saw.

You were kind of no I just like every time I hear something not every time I hear a song but you know sometimes you hear a song and it means something to you. You got that a bit nice.

Dust in the wind by Kansas and do you realize flaming lips? Am I too?

I think I'd say no it's not even called that thing to say do you want to me baby? Don't you want me baby?

That's as they take the coffin out.

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