Public interaction doesn't come naturally to everybody, and for those people, we've got a few pointers.

Oh, for heaven's sakes! I hate what I doggone do that crap.

The men's room top ten! The men's room top ten!

Ten conversation starters to get and keep someone's attention.

Walk into a bar.

Find a person sitting alone.

Take the seat next to them and start picking the debris out of your fingernails.

Ask them if they know what it is, then tell them, it's blood. If they ask if it's your

blood, you say no. If they ask whose it is, sit in silence. Force a single tear down your face, and then ask them if that

excites them.

Positive Friday.

Dear God.

Is he okay?

I feel like I ask that at least twice a week.

You should ask it more.

It doesn't translate.

I'll go in there.

He's got his own little Charlie Brown five-cent therapy on there.

I feel like I need to go in there from time to time.

But charge him ten cents.

Let him decompress.

Right?

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