Every year, without fail, WWE pushes someone weird when all the part-timers go away, inexplicably

repackaging a new act you've been conditioned for ages to not give a single toss about,

as a replacement for Stone Gold Steve Austin, seems like a terrible business model.

But WWE generates enormous record revenues, so it must be working.

I mean, you see that, or the TV industry ignores Vince McMahon's insistence that he's

in the entertainment business, and instead recognizes a show on which Akira Tazawa is scared

of his own erection, as DVR proofs sporting property watched live in sufficient enough

numbers to appease advertisers, better be lucky than good, eh?

So other than is Z-Kill, how will they follow WrestleMania 38?

I'm Adam Wilborn from Watculture, and these are 10 candidates for WWE's bizarre post-wrestle

Mania 38 push.

10 Dexter Lumis Dexter Lumis has done all there is to do in NXT, I mean he

hasn't won any championships or anything like that, but NXT too, but oh, isn't about

winning titles, is a show based on the successful pursuit of having full sex.

I mean, just look at the character arcs of Brooks Jensen, Idris and Nofe, Malik Blade,

Zion Quinn, Duke Hudson.

Anyway, it used to be that the main roster bound NXT's stalwart would drop a title before

their promotion.

Now, it would seem that getting married and having several rounds of intercourse is the

new way of completing developmental, of course Dexter married Indy Hartwell last year, and

gauging by the honeymoon skits, nearly broke a bloody back.

So Lumis has a main roster friendly look, and since that's the main thing, the push should

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