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🗓️ 2 May 2025
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0:15.6 | It's been determined that the most dangerous animal in Yosemite National Park. |
0:19.5 | Sam. |
0:20.1 | Sam, not bad. The mule deer, which have been |
0:23.7 | responsible for more human injury than any other. Is that based on car crashing? Car crashing, |
0:28.5 | people approaching the doggone thing, being stupid. Oh. And that's kind of where I wanted to go with this, |
0:33.5 | is that the mule deer is not a dangerous animal. People are stupid. So there's a lot of |
0:38.3 | animals that kind of get a bad rep because of us. The men's room top ten. The minstrup top |
0:44.9 | ten. Ten animals that got a bad reputation. How about Ravens? A group is called an unkindness or a conspiracy. People just think they're |
0:58.4 | evil because sometimes they're scavengers and they're known to pick at bodies when public |
1:03.2 | executions were still a thing. And because of that, they're considered the symbol of death. |
1:09.6 | Personally, I think they're pretty well-need-o. |
1:13.0 | They're highly intelligent and learn easily and use logic for problem-solving. |
1:18.4 | Plus, if I'm going to have my lifeless carcass picked apart, |
1:22.4 | I'd rather let the ravens ravage me than wait for a vulture to swoop in and dry gulch my bones. |
1:30.0 | Plus, vultures look like a limp penis with wings. |
1:34.1 | It's time to take off the leash. |
1:37.6 | The pictures of Baltimore Ravens. |
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