I'm going to capitalize on what you did right there.

Because that's a tradition that's just kind of dying off with the new generation, right?

What? Looking for porn?

Absolutely.

And in fact, there's a lot of traditions that are dying off for the next generation.

The Men's from top 10!

10!

10!

10 American traditions rapidly disappearing in the 21st century.

How about the old tradition of finding a little filly with good birthing hips and popping

out your own labor force of eight or more rugrats to work the land.

Sure, your old lady might not be much now, but I bet she sure can't shoe a horse, and you know she was really something before electricity.

Okay. So these are American traditions rapidly disappearing in the 21st century.

Bottom of the list, they go homecoming parades.

Annual vibrant displays of unity featuring marching bands, floats in local dignitaries painted towns

in school colors and share joy.

Homecoming parades.

I don't know.

I mean, I did not care about that kind of thing when I was in high school, but I know that it existed

but for the whole I would blame that on us.

Sure. Right. Because everything is a controversy if this person's there this can't it right just you can't just leave kids alone to let them have their moment.

Exactly.

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