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Speaking of squirrels, this is from one of the unofficial Todd and Tyler page was sent yesterday sometime.

Game wardens with Texas Parks and Wildlife arrested Ethan McNeely, 39-year-old Oregon transplant yesterday after discovering him,

crouched in the woods below the dam at Lake Tawakanani or something like that.

He said Oregon transplant or Oregon transplant?

Oregon transplant, sorry.

Attempting to hunt squirrels with nothing.

Attempting to hunt squirrels with his bare hands and teeth.

McNeely, who insists he's a primal predator and not a sportsman, argued with officers that has God-given claws and fangs exempt him from needing a hunting license.

If I catch it with my molars, that's between me and Mother Nature.

He reportedly told wardens, while he spit out mouthfuls of bark.

Oh, he didn't have a license. That's what they busted him for, right?

Authorities were not convinced. I love this. That's a great line.

Officials say that while McNeely's hunting technique is unique, state law doesn't exempt him from

wannabe caveman. He was booked on charge of hunting without a license and dose disorderly conduct

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