Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co.com. U.K. slash Wondery. That's audible. dot code.ukeslust. Wondery. It's national noodle day, but is pasta? I think noodles's got to be kind of long and floppy, doesn't it? Yeah, kind of stringy. That'd be a noodle. Yeah, but you know, spaghetti would be a noodle, but I still think that's pasta.

I think all noodles are pasta, but not all pasta is noodles. Yeah. That might be right. Yeah, you're right, because small little pastas wouldn't be noodle. Yeah. Or is noodle described as something that? Like, what's the pasta that, you know, they're like little tubes.

What's the pasta that, you know, they're like little tubes. Rigotony? Penny. Okay, yeah, the penny pasta. See, I wouldn't consider that a noodle. Here would I. But is it technically a noodle. That's not a. No, I wouldn't consider that a noodle. Well, a, okay. I think they're all called noodles, ma'am. I have seen the little corkscrew thing. It's the same, it's made of the same stuff. It's just different shapes. I think it'd all be noodles. Chicken noodle soup. So, you know, I don't know if pasta is a necessary. We could spend the next three hours. A strip ring or tube of pasta or similar dough. It's noodles.

Noodle.

Is a noodle.

If you only had a box of the corkscrews at home, you wouldn't look at that and be like, oh, no, we're out of noodles. No, you have. Good point, Nick. That's true, too. Also, national golf lovers day. Critical thinker, Nick Allen. If we have any golf lovers, there might be a golf lover in the crowd or in the room.

They might love golf so much. We might take a day off the week after next. Or the week after this one. Yeah. And. Oh, this next week, isn't it? That is Plus Size Appreciation Day. Jim asked about that again. So if you know someone who's plus size, appreciate them. Or if you know somebody who used to be, make sure to remind them. Right. Nick? Are you... This day of appreciation didn't exist when you could really use it. No, it didn't. It did not. Well are you supposed to walk up to a plus-sized person and say, I appreciate you?

What did you do on that for?

Well, it's a plus-size day. I mean, you're waking up, you're walking up and telling somebody they're fat. That would, you don't want to be told, I appreciate you today. Why today? Oh, it's plus-sized day. Oh, you just telling me I'm fat.

Yeah.

It's kind of weird.

Yeah, I grew up in an age of body shaming, not, size day. Oh, you're just telling me I'm fat. Yeah. It's kind of weird.

Yeah, I grew up in an age of body shaming, not body positivity.

And then you ended up here.

Yeah, I know.

I know.

Lucky me.

Let me see what they tell you.

Because you're right.

I mean, you're not going to say something to somebody that's plus size.

Like, we appreciate you today. Like some workplace is not going to have plus size appreciation day and they'll go over to Karen's desk and she's a fatty, you know, and they give her like a present.

Probably some chocolate or something.

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